Unicorn powers... Activate!

On Friday, Clayton was dealing with a lot of frustrating customers. I got a text from him, pretty much ranting and raving about having to explain something twenty times over to someone.

I told him, this is what your unicorns are for.. it's time to activate their powers.

So, I get a return text that says:

Activate!

Now, I figured it was done. But, little did I know, there was more to come!

The next text I got was..

Shape of .... a coffee!

Needless to say, I was quite amused and waited for the "form of" text. I wasn't disappointed.

"Form of .... papertowels!

 ... not quite sure what the master plan is here...."

Sadly, we both got busy and kind of forgot about it until he got home. I asked him what was the ultimate outcome.

"Unicorns work in mysterious ways." was the answer I got.

Later he casually mentioned that he'd gotten a nosebleed at work. I said, well, there's where the paper towels came in to play.

He paused and his eyes widened. "Oh my god.. how did Wishful know?!"

"Because they're magic unicorns, honey" was my response.

"They really are magic..."

Even today, when lazing around in bed before getting up this morning, he says in a low voice.

"I still wanna know how Wishful was precognitive. How did he know?"


Magic, hon. It's magic.